Man&Women

SHOPPING MATH 

A man will pay $20 for a  $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she  doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS  
A woman worries about the future until she gets a  husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a  wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his  wife can spend.  A successful woman  is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS 
To be happy with a  man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be  happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to  understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live  longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing  to die.